However.
My kid likes tutus. Her friends like tutus. We were invited to a birthday party for two little girls. I got to thinkin', "hey, I wonder if I could make some tutus...".
So, three days and three "no sew" (ha! I sewed, trust me, I sewed) tutus later, we've got this:
...and I am ridiculously proud of myself.
Actually, it was quite a crafty weekend all around. The kids and Sascha painted chairs for the helluvit and I made tutus. Aren't we bitchin'?