Eighteen-year-old surfer conversation overheard while standing in line at Einstein's...
"Dude, did you hear about the guy who got eaten by a shark?"I shit you not. It's an almost perfect quote.
(I know, it sounds like the beginning of a truly unfortunate joke.)
"The shark bit him. He's dead, dude."
"Dude, it, like, fuckin' ate his legs off. He died, dude."
"Yeah, I don't know if he was surfing or swimming but it's total sketch. Dude."
And apparently, "sketchy" is the new "bogue"...or am I dating myself?